i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
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drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
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Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
me + whiskey = a bad person
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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