question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
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why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
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He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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