And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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