I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
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she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
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I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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