glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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