I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Randomize
