did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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