Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
23 Roommates Share Secrets Their Roomie Thinks They Don’t Know
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
29 Cringeworthy Situations People Realized They Shouldn’t Be In
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn