I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
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he quoted the bible to break up with me
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
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So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
My feet surprised me
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