your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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