I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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