He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
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hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
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Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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