Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
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