Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
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He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
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I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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