I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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