Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
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