All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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