party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
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Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
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Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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