your room smells of hookers.
And success
someone get that fucking seahorse.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
why do cheetos always look like penises
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we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
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Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
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