Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
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