So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
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I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
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apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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