Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
