Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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