fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
our cab driver is having phone sex.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
Randomize
