Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize