Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
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