I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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