it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
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He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
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I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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