addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
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Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
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Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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