I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
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I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
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i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
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