He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
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U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
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trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
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