Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
