it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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