If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
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