she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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