no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
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So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
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I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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