I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
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Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
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Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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