have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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