i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
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OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
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I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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