i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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