She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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