ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
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I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
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I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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