she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
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It was like getting head from an anaconda
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
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There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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