HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
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