His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
you made out with another girl for some wings
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize