I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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