OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
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