so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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