The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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