on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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