I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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