my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
im calling her cock vulture from now on
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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